brake it down boys

today me and the other John here went to work with some friends to destroy and porch, I have to say it was a great bit of fun, tairing out bourds hammering down nails and all the rest of things u do when doing such work....

when we first got to the place it looked discusting..I was scared I'd fall throught the floor it was so bad....not that I would have fallen it was basicly on the floor but u know the feeling...

I thought I was being smart when we went by wareing steel toe boots, however it wasn't till after I kicked a few bords that they weren't really steel-toe or if they were it was a very thin layer...
well anyhow....we started to "ground work" for the new one and tomorrow we'll start making it..I'll fill u in then..and I'll try to take some pix...

crack, KaBOOM, smash

In my home I've been labled as the "rat killer" till we get ride of every single one there is in our house...basicly a never-ending job...I didn't want it cuz it doesn't realy go well with my nickname "Mouce"..but I have to do it.
Anyhow, lastnight was my dad's Birthday, and my mom had made a fruit cake a while agao, she was gonna send it to my bro but never got around to it, so we had it for his b-day..but the iceing was made outta raw eegs and since it sat so long it went bad,but the cake was stil good...wit brandy btw...so we cut off the topping and ate the cake.
Well when I was about to go to bed I went to set the trap, an I hd no clue what to use as bait cuz I had tried everything..soap, vegies,candie,rice, cheece...the works..but then me + this other guy, John, figured to try and use the iceing from the cake..I have to admit I thought t was pointless...
but ayhow..I was about to go to bed, at 1 am mind u, when I heard te trap go off...first I thought somene had walkd in and stepped on it whithout knowing it was there ut when we, John + I, went to look there was a rat..with it's spine cracked..it twitchd a lil then stopped....so we bagged it up and I set the trap again and went back to bed.
About 15mins later John came in the room and said "we got another one"..so we went into the kitchen and this time, I have no idea how, but it's stomach had popped open and it was bleeding on the floor, already dead though...I thought that was kinda morbidly cool...anyhow we clean that one up too and re-set the trap...this time I did go to bed...

However when I got up in the mornin and went into the kitchen, low and behold, was anotherone...onlt this time the trap had slambbed on his head smahing his skall...
and thats the tale of the tripple rat catch.....

uhhh..what am I doing?

ok..I really dont know why I'm doing this.. never thought I'd give in to making one of these..but I was thikin about it and happen to voice my thoughts in the ear-shot of my sis and she was like "oh cool, I'll help u make one.." and I just went along with it......she said is a good way for me to "get all my "nonscience" out of me" whatever thats ment to mean....I don't think she like all my talkin, but oh well, I know some ppl that do...ok well I don't think this is all that interesting...so I'll call this my "first posts" and go for now...toodles