On Monday night I was in my room on the comp when I saw a mouse run behind our dresser, so I told David, who was just sitting around, and he go's and sets up this trap using our trash can and other odd stuff we had around the room, it was quite smart, the plan was to block off any and all ways it could escape besides the trash can ,and Dav was going to go to the other side of the dresser and scare it, which he did and sure enough it ran into the trash can, and I lifted it up and, well we caught it.
we took it into the kitchen and dumped it into a bag... and I was gonna shoot it with our bee bee gun but looking at it I couldn't shoot it, now don't get me wrong killing things is what I love to do..I've put the gun to rats heads and pulled to trigger and watched the blood drip outta their ear, but this guy was to small and shooting it would have been fun, so Dav and my dork of a sister, charity, were spouting off idea's of how to kill it..."freeze it", " put it in the micro", "make it drink root bear or coke and watch it pop"...that is fun I've done it before but to rats with my bro's "inject it with bleach" or somethin like that...but I kinda wanted to keep it for a pet..just for the fun of it....so I went and got a tank that we weren't using anymore and put him in there...Dav, havein been unable to kill it, went and decided to spray about 5 or 6 different types of cologne and other liquids on it..he was being a jerk..well him and my sis..."weir preparing him for the after life" was what my sis called it....we named it Moses cuz Dav wanted to put it in a Chick-fil-A to-go box and send it down the Bayou, which what ended up happening....anyhow I finally got him to stop that...when a cloud of fumes came outta the lid when we opened it...
So yeah we had him all yesterday..sitting on our dresser..kept Kaden quiet so that was cool and I was able to use it to make my other nephew, who is freaked of mice, obey what I told him with the threat that if he didn't I'd put Mo on him..mwahahaah..I'm so evil
anyhow, my dad said that if we didn't get rid of it he would, so that's when I gave in to haveing him sent down the bayou...it was quite funny..here are some pix of the ordeal....
it was quite funny...Dav the kids and myself went out to the spot and Dav said a prayer for it's sould, foolishly but that ight, and then tossed it in..for somereason the tied a rock to the bottom of it...and when he threw it, it flipped over so that the top was facing the water..so we did a resque and turned it the right way and sent him off again.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
our 35hr pet mouse, Moses aka "MO"
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Monday, June 18, 2007
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers-Lonesome Polecat
I know how they feel
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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers-Barn Dance
I love this video
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Sunday, June 17, 2007
the worst choise I'm making in my life.....or is it?
My dad wants me to graduate before we leave the states, hopefully this coming Oct though anything can happen as already has, but as all u that know me know...I hate school more then anything on this earth...and my parents know this..I've even asked them if I could burn my books...so now they tell me that if I don't start pressing in wit my work they'll cut my comp and phone time, which are the 2 things that keeps me going through-out the daz.....BUT I came up with a idea that I can't even believe I'm agreeing with..it go's like this...I have a friend that lives in Detroit that wants me to visit her...but I'm going to the FDTP in July-Aug so the only time I'd be able to would be in Sep..so...I already told my mom this and she thought it was brilliant....what I proposed to them, well my mom first to get her backing when I bring it to my dad, that if they let me go for at least one week I'd promise to start putting more time in my school and towards graduating before we leave, which would mean I cut my comp and phone time down...but in this case, of my own will,....cuz I need something to motivate me to do things and if I don't have anything I'm like "what the heck take ur time" so I don't "put my all" into what ppl want of me..but if they say yes I would have something to "strive" for..sure I'd have to get the money myself but who gives a F****? I don't, at personally if I don't no-one should...and besides there's a difference between "cutting down" and total cut off...I'd take the cut down over cut off any day...so this could be the worst or the best choice I could be making ...EVER....I hope, for my sake and those who hear from em that I'm right this time.
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At Hell's Gates
As told by John Gamage
WARNING: the following may cause sour eyes, neck aches and make u thing " this guy is STUPID" otherwise ENJOY!!
"Behind me, a wall, of darkness so think u feel you can reach out and feel it, but so quiet it's defining.
Before me stands a fiery, blood stained, gate...with only one way to go I open the gate with my heart beating in my head...
Behind the gate is a vast land of nothingness for as fare as the human eye can see...remains of what ,to me, looked like animals and vegetation was nothing but heaps of ash on the pains...
there's only one path, and tat leads in every direction, except one, straight.....from walking to the right until u feel you've circled the world three times over to suddenly turn to the left and do the same thing all over again...
back and forth, back and forth..up and down, forwards and backwards...I began to wonder if this was going to be my end ......with no shade to protect me from the sun or anywhere to sit without being burnt I was sure this must be the end...I myself felt like a walking flame, my feet felt so hot I probably could have set a whole forest ablaze....
Finally when all seemed lost, well actually all was lost but when it felt like things just couldn't get any worse, I saw it...a door...
I walked up to it and leaned heavily against it...from the other side I heard the most foulest of laughter anyone could passably hear..and screaming that were so mangled I couldn't even make out the word to what they were saying...
My throat felt as dry as the land around me and I slowly placed my head on the handle, the blood in my body, sounded like drums in my ear....
I pushed the door open, my life flashed before my eyes, before me was a creature I couldn't even begin to describe.....this picture was the closest think that I could use
TRANSLATION:
yesterday, my sis went to a camp, for a week, and left Kaden for us to take care of..I thought this up while I was out..NO OFFENCE is meant, I thought it was quite funny..
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Happy Old man's day
I realize I could go on and on about what a great day today is...but....I think this cartoon says it all just fine.
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