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In my home I've been labled as the "rat killer" till we get ride of every single one there is in our house...basicly a never-ending job...I didn't want it cuz it doesn't realy go well with my nickname "Mouce"..but I have to do it.
Anyhow, lastnight was my dad's Birthday, and my mom had made a fruit cake a while agao, she was gonna send it to my bro but never got around to it, so we had it for his b-day..but the iceing was made outta raw eegs and since it sat so long it went bad,but the cake was stil good...wit brandy btw...so we cut off the topping and ate the cake.
Well when I was about to go to bed I went to set the trap, an I hd no clue what to use as bait cuz I had tried everything..soap, vegies,candie,rice, cheece...the works..but then me + this other guy, John, figured to try and use the iceing from the cake..I have to admit I thought t was pointless...
but ayhow..I was about to go to bed, at 1 am mind u, when I heard te trap go off...first I thought somene had walkd in and stepped on it whithout knowing it was there ut when we, John + I, went to look there was a rat..with it's spine cracked..it twitchd a lil then stopped....so we bagged it up and I set the trap again and went back to bed.
About 15mins later John came in the room and said "we got another one"..so we went into the kitchen and this time, I have no idea how, but it's stomach had popped open and it was bleeding on the floor, already dead though...I thought that was kinda morbidly cool...anyhow we clean that one up too and re-set the trap...this time I did go to bed...

However when I got up in the mornin and went into the kitchen, low and behold, was anotherone...onlt this time the trap had slambbed on his head smahing his skall...
and thats the tale of the tripple rat catch.....